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Sisedi writes yet another rambling, on what his GOTY usually has.

Enjoy the read. It’s very….colorful. Yes, thats it. Colorful.

Hi there dorkateers, I love this article because I love games and I want games to be better; and when I say better, I really mean more suited to my tastes, regardless of what yours may be. Smile-Thumbs-Up-Wink, STUW for short. I’m going to give you a list of my favorite trends in games in this article and follow up with one of my least favorite and you get to read both and enjoy them because that is the only possible outcome, absolute mental satisfaction, STUW.

I’m trying really hard to make this happen, aren’t I?

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sisedi gives us some more perspective from his rolodex of insanity. Even if he doesn’t play Nintendo systems (yet) he is still very passionate about what he believes in. What, I’m afraid, I’m still not sure of. Enjoy!

Players certainly hear interesting commentary once defeated by their online opponents. Here are some examples I have procured for your reading pleasure: “OWNED,” “PWNED,” “BUTTRAPEZORED,” and “Good sir, I have emasculated you in the presence of a jury consisting of your peers, taste the sourness of my armor-clad virtual genitalia.” I see these as expressions of victory that are used by players to show their superiority on the internet battlefield and I believe they are perfectly fine. Like a boastful NFL athlete the moment after a touchdown, these gamers are expressing themselves while demeaning their opponents.

It's a chastity belt joke, in case you were wondering

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…But there’s no END button. It is so easy to slip in that sexy cd / dvd / blu-ray / VirtualBoy cartridge and start a wonderful new adventure. The difficulty, for me, is the prospect of finishing that amazing journey.

I would do the necessary personal research for this article were it not for the embarrassing history it would uncover. However, I can give you an off-the-cuff percentage when I say that I have beaten 30-50% of all the games I have ever owned. That means completing the entire campaign / arcade / career mode at least once, yes, you read that right, potentially as low as 30%. How sad is that, you ask? A room full of teary-eyed orphans trapped with a dying puppy would rather hang themselves than experience my lame gaming career. (more…)